It starts innocent. I queue for ranked, pick support, and there’s Mercy floating around me in that skin-tight white suit, thighs squeezing together every time she heals, that soft German moan when she says “I’m with you~”. Then D.Va flies past on her mech, thick ass barely contained, yelling “Game on!” like she’s begging to get fucked after. Tracer blinks around me, that tight spandex hugging her perky tits and that smug British voice… I’m supposed to be focusing on the objective but all I can think about is bending her over the payload and pounding her while she zips and moans.
Even Widowmaker, that cold bitch scoping in with her ass up in the air, that ridiculous waist-to-hip ratio… every time I see her I just want to pin her down and turn that ice queen into a drooling ahegao mess.
The movement in this game is straight-up porn. The way the girls run, the jiggle physics when they jump or get knocked back, the voice lines, the skins… I’m sitting here trying to climb and my dick is leaking the entire match. I’ve started losing games on purpose just so I can watch the defeat screen with all the defeated heroines looking sweaty and defeated.
I’m actually considering jerking off mid-game now. This game is turning me into a degenerate and I’m not even mad.
Anyone else get stupidly horny playing Overwatch or is it just me? Which girl wrecks you the hardest?